Maximus Chickenus

Defrost four chicken breasts in microwave.
Spray skillet with Pam. Bring to medium heat.
Add chicken. Season with mesquite seasoning.
Turn frequently till thoroughly cooked.
Add Masterpiece BBQ sauce to coat.

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Max's Fluffy Huevos

Scramble four whole eggs with a splash of milk
Spray skillet with Pam
Heat pan, pour in eggs
Stir constantly to make nice and fluffy
Add a pinch of salt

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